The 20 public achievements
Conditions below are paraphrased from Steam. A blank description is not permission to guess a hidden requirement. Hidden flags and most mode requirements are not exposed on the public page.
| Achievement | Published condition |
|---|---|
| Pulled yourself | Perform a self-revive. |
| First run | Finish the opening day. |
| Money first! | Pay a coin to the Monkey. |
| Clean cut | Recover through a revive after the Guillotine takes your booty. |
| Don’t blink | Defeat Man in Shadows (the achievement description uses Man in Shadow). |
| Cashback | Activate the Golden Butt cashback effect. |
| No Head, No Problem | Defeat Head Man; do not assume this means Head Crab. |
| Graduated | Finish the tutorial. |
| Shark on land | Defeat the Shark. |
| Nine lives | Use Iron Butt for at least three revives within one level. |
| Rich Deadman | Condition unavailable on the public Steam page |
| Full bestiary | Defeat the six enemies referred to by the achievement. The exact six are not listed. |
| Big Money | Bring more than 1300¢ to the boat in a single delivery. |
| Successful Delivery | Return a composite item intact, with no damage. |
| One shot - one boss | Defeat an enemy using the Cannon. The title alone does not require a boss. |
| Loud deaths | Defeat two enemies with the same Bomb. |
| All circles of hell | Finish every chapter. |
| Full clear | Return all loot that spawned in one level. |
| Fishy doctor | Restore a cumulative 500 HP to allies with Healing Fish. |
| On the top | Condition unavailable on the public Steam page |
A practical tracking route
Start with tutorial and first-day progress, then track delivery and support objectives while playing normally. For Fishy doctor, the 500 HP is cumulative healing to allies. It is not a per-use fish heal value.
For the full-bestiary objective, Steam mentions six enemies without naming that set. Do not equate it to this wiki’s entire monster list. Head Man in another achievement is also not automatically Head Crab.
Keep the tracker separate from Steam completion
Use the local Progression Tracker for your own checklist, then verify actual unlocks in Steam. The site does not connect to your account or read achievement state. Unknown hidden conditions remain unknown until a public source or verified observation supplies them.
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Latest changes affecting this page
- 2026-09-10 · The Statues Are Awake, and the Head Crab Has Changed Shape
Head Crab became a jellyfish; two unnamed threats, new equipment, 20 achievements and a rebuilt location/chapter order reshaped the run.
Patch context · Official source
How we verified this
- MAJOR UPDATE: The Statues Are Awake, and the Head Crab Has Changed ShapeRetroStyle Games via Steam · checked Sep 26, 2026Published 2026-09-10Full official announcement reviewed in the archive. Date is the published calendar date; midnight does not assert an exact publication time.
- Last Pirates: Die Together — Steam global achievementsSteam · checked Sep 25, 202620 public names and 18 visible descriptions. Two conditions are not published here; hidden flags are not exposed.